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Whatever you do, please leave the bed unmade

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    There’s just really no need to waste your time with it. We worked so hard getting it that way. So why not just crawl back in with me and this archive right now?

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Turn it up and drink it down

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I know you all do it when you’re listening to me. You pop.  You pour.  You stir. I have a feeling you even shake it on occasion. You bring it right up to your lips and you take it in. Read more ›

Now we’re all alone with the lights on down low

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I’ve taken to turning the lights down in the studio like I used to. Way way back in the moist cavernous bosom of the majestic Alms Hotel, I would even pack in my own lights so I wouldn’t have to Read more ›

Making the nighttime a fool

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Who’s making who the fool? I love the nighttime.  I want to be awake for more of it.  Or at least aware of the best parts of it. Things get quieter.  The dark feels cozy.  I’m more attentive.  At least Read more ›

The girls don’t wear no tights in Jersey

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Everything that comes to my head to say for this post seems like too much, and you know that’s saying something. But in the spirit of my transparency of process, I will share with you, the listener, although not in my Read more ›

When lights are few you know what to do

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It seems like we’re almost always together after dark. I may do the occasional daytime show, but by and large I wait until the sun goes down.  I like to work blue, after all. But I don’t like the bright Read more ›

Sopping, sopping, there’s no stopping now

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  I like to soak you in silliness whenever I get the chance. But it’s not just you.  I find myself awash with the witticisms that I find for you. I’m immersed in it all, drenched by the overflow of what Read more ›

Someday, I’m gonna pet you

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Someday?  Don’t I mean every single Saturday night? Of course I do.  Every week I show up at the stroke of 11pm eastern looking for you. And that’s when the fondling begins.  I try to feel you up to assess Read more ›

Lately I got an awful urge to hang around

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Some people think this radio show is nothing more than seconds to shilly-shally.  You and I know they’re wrong. But that doesn’t mean that I don’t see it as my weekly opportunity to lounge about audibly…lingering on every sound…lollygagging as Read more ›

One inch away from heaven

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We really do get awfully close sometimes. Each week we come together to nose around for that place that’s no higher. You burn with curiosity as I seek the most sublime of silliness just for you, never knowing where it Read more ›

Come and do with me any little thing you want to

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Who’s doing what for who? Sure, I come to you whenever I can so I might wrap you up in the softest sheets of sonic silliness I can find.  I make sounds of all sorts that you seem to love Read more ›

These tangled hours we just can’t unwind

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I don’t even know how we got here. But I am oh so happy we did. No matter what uncomfortable spot we find ourselves in, somehow we manage to find a way to be more comfortable than we’ve ever been Read more ›

A little hug becomes huge instantly

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I like it when I get my first grab of you. You know the one.  That first moment when we get together and it’s like I can’t even wait to give you what you came there for. You aren’t even Read more ›

No-one gets much sleeping done

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Some of us Think Tank types have been known to stay up late on occasion. We all have our own ways of coping with the situation.  A late night chat, getting into the car for adventure, or by just trying Read more ›

So I boppity bop the whole night long to the knocked out music of a jukebox song

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Someone might imagine me boppity bopping in the studio during the show with a title like this. It is true that, these days, I do tend to do the show standing up. Standing gives me a chance to move my Read more ›

Here we are in this cozy chair

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Sometimes even the most uncomfortable chair can be the most cozy as long as you’re in it with me. We’ve certainly been in some challenging spots together on the show.  Places where I didn’t think we’d ever be able to Read more ›

You been pound, pound, pounding on my brain

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It seems like hardly a minute goes by during the week that I don’t find myself thinking about you. What am I going to do for you next? How much longer is it until I get to do it? What Read more ›