I know that you could go elsewhere to get what most of what I give you.
But yet you keep coming back to me.
You can get it online. You can get it via satellite. You can even still get it over the air.
Luckily I have a few features you can’t get anywhere else.
But when the delivery guy drops that big box on your porch, you can’t blame me for wondering what might be in there.
Call it incentive to keep Bubbles in the Think Tank fresh the way you like it with all the extras you’ve come to enjoy.