It’s never dark when she’s around

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Well, it may be dark, but I try to lighten up everything around us. I like it darker than light.  But lighter than dark. I want to be able to see without being distracted. I want to never have to Read more ›

‘Cause nothing that I do, can stop her swinging

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No.  There is nothing you can do. Don’t even think about trying. She loves a swing.  She loves to swing.  She loves the swinging. Why would you want to take any of that away? Especially when she’s giving you this Read more ›

Turn it up and drink it down

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I know you all do it when you’re listening to me. You pop.  You pour.  You stir. I have a feeling you even shake it on occasion. You bring it right up to your lips and you take it in. Read more ›

‘Cause I got love packed in my baggage

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I really love packing.  It almost always means great things. I’ve gotten really good at it.  Whether it’s just one night or for a week, I probably always pack too much, but I’d hate to be unprepared for whatever my Read more ›

Turn out the light

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Lately as I’m starting Bubbles in the Think Tank as Mike from Classic Rock Mine is leaving the studio, I ask him to turn out the lights as he goes.   No, not all the way.  I still like to see what’s right Read more ›

Your slacks are low and your hips are showin’

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It’s all part of the exposure that comes along with doing Bubbles in the Think Tank. You know how it goes…I put it all out there for you to see.  You know you probably shouldn’t stare, but you do anyway. But Read more ›

You keep on pretending you don’t know what’s wrong with me

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It doesn’t really matter what might be wrong. Being with you makes it right. You’ve known it for years…nearly nothing in this world makes me feel better that Bubbles in the Think Tank.   That means silliness.  That means music.  That Read more ›

You could buy me a burrito

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You bought me a junior once.  We were stunned that they’d only let me have 4 ingredients. I’m way too greedy and needy for that.  So you made them just keep piling on and on and on. Then I ate Read more ›

Do you know what’s groovy

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I only know what’s groovy because I listen to you. Once I figure out what one of you likes, I figure you can’t be the only one so it must be good. I’m sure you’ll tell me if I’m wrong. Read more ›

That don’t do nothing but make me smile

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I always smile when we get together. No matter what kind of mood I’m in, it is always instantly improved by us. And how could it not be…all wrapped up in the silliness of love. Until it happens again, we’ll Read more ›

And she totters and she titters!

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Sometimes I fall right over. For lots of reasons.  You’ve possibly witnessed them all. But no matter why it happens, my only hope is that the right bed with the right pillows is there to tuck me into some silliness Read more ›

It has straps instead of sleeves

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My mother once remarked to the January Fairy of her ability to go sleeveless in any weather. At the time, I didn’t have that ability.  But as I have become “a woman of a certain age,” it has become much Read more ›

The rain arrives, the thunder is wild and the wind is high

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I know.  It’s not the right picture. But sometimes I have to let perfect go in some places go so I can get it in others. Like nights where that rain arrives.  And it’s coming through the window onto a bed Read more ›

Now we’re all alone with the lights on down low

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I’ve taken to turning the lights down in the studio like I used to. Way way back in the moist cavernous bosom of the majestic Alms Hotel, I would even pack in my own lights so I wouldn’t have to Read more ›

So, wrap me up return to sender

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Thanks yet again to our favorite Not Belinda, Chuck U. I go running about and he’s there for us, making sure you get the silliness you require, even in my absence. But I have to say, that I always appreciate Read more ›

And sit around with googoo eyes

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As Fred Boak, our Associate Producer and Valet (when Chandler is not using him), said, “We have to go with this title just because it’s Freddy.” And so it was.  The Harem, all together, all staring at each other for Read more ›

And I can’t wait to see you materialize

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I’m looking for you all the time. Hoping you’ll just pop up wherever I am.  Online.  At a show.  Walking around aimlessly the way that I do. But no matter what, you’ll aways pop into my mind when I’m letting Read more ›

Morning may come without warning

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I don’t remember the last time that morning didn’t show up too soon. And that’s not necessarily like me.  Morning is great.  Awake but still sleepy.  Aware but still dreamy.  And, if things are as I want, the perfect chance Read more ›

And I’ve got wild knees for you

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Yes. My knees shake and get weak and quiver and click and straighten and bend and kneel and and and… But it’s all to get to you. Maybe you should soothe them with silliness rather than making me do it Read more ›

I don’t know whether I’ma goin’ or comin’

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It’s true that I get a little confused sometimes. I keep going around in circles with no idea how to get myself back in line. But then we get together and everything levels out and the silliness flows. Then I Read more ›

You’re not runnin’ around in your underpants are you?

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When we’re together you can run around wearing whatever you want. But you know as well as I do that we have always maintained that you should be in the nude for maximum listening enjoyment. It makes the stick shaking Read more ›

Say, where’s my other sock?

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One of my most favorite things I do in my life these days is ‘sock duty.’ It’s something that I can’t even explain here (or probably anywhere), but it’s one of those things that I never want to miss, one Read more ›

You be my baby doll, there’ll be a whole lotta shakin’

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I try to make you shake your stick every week. I know I do in my own way whenever we get together. That is just one of the millions of reasons I dig being with you. Hopefully this archive will Read more ›

You keep saying you got something for me

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And that’s just what Chuck U aka Not Belinda tells you every time I leave. He takes even better care of you than the WMFO Freeform Automatron. So enjoy the archive of his latest excursion into the land of silliness. Read more ›

That’s when I love to slosh about

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I’m like a lake sometimes. I limpid pool of love.  I grow damp in the studio just as much from the heat as knowing that you’re listening. I like to splash around in the silliness until all of you around Read more ›

Making the nighttime a fool

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Who’s making who the fool? I love the nighttime.  I want to be awake for more of it.  Or at least aware of the best parts of it. Things get quieter.  The dark feels cozy.  I’m more attentive.  At least Read more ›

The B’s Knees 2013 – Down and dirty, all for you

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I’m not old enough to remember it, but the B’s Knees have been around since around 1800.  Although in the beginning they were considered insignificant (and really, who among us did not have insignificant knees when we started), they have Read more ›

I’d be satisfied, electrified

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You couldn’t doubt that I’m satisfied, could you?  After this many years and I keep coming back…what else could I be? We all know that radio receivers convert radio waves into electricity.  But the electromagnetism generated becomes diffuse with distance. Read more ›