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Take the word of a bird with an ear

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Hey, bird! I say things.  You listen.  At least that’s how it seems to go. I try to say what I mean in the way most pleasing to you.  Sometimes it feels like too much.  But at the same time, Read more ›

Whatever you do, please leave the bed unmade

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    There’s just really no need to waste your time with it. We worked so hard getting it that way. So why not just crawl back in with me and this archive right now?

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Taking place undercover

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It’s not like we’re trying to hide anything at Bubbles in the Think Tank. That’s the last thing we’re trying to do.  But somehow sometimes it still seems like our little secret. People don’t know.  They don’t understand.  Until they do. Read more ›

It’s never dark when she’s around

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Well, it may be dark, but I try to lighten up everything around us. I like it darker than light.  But lighter than dark. I want to be able to see without being distracted. I want to never have to Read more ›

You get me in a spin

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I really don’t know how else to describe it. I get to the show with you and I get a little turned around, a little light headed… I feel like I’m going to fall right over. At least I know Read more ›

Turn out the light

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Lately as I’m starting Bubbles in the Think Tank as Mike from Classic Rock Mine is leaving the studio, I ask him to turn out the lights as he goes.   No, not all the way.  I still like to see what’s right Read more ›

You could buy me a burrito

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You bought me a junior once.  We were stunned that they’d only let me have 4 ingredients. I’m way too greedy and needy for that.  So you made them just keep piling on and on and on. Then I ate Read more ›

That don’t do nothing but make me smile

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I always smile when we get together. No matter what kind of mood I’m in, it is always instantly improved by us. And how could it not be…all wrapped up in the silliness of love. Until it happens again, we’ll Read more ›

Now we’re all alone with the lights on down low

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I’ve taken to turning the lights down in the studio like I used to. Way way back in the moist cavernous bosom of the majestic Alms Hotel, I would even pack in my own lights so I wouldn’t have to Read more ›

And sit around with googoo eyes

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As Fred Boak, our Associate Producer and Valet (when Chandler is not using him), said, “We have to go with this title just because it’s Freddy.” And so it was.  The Harem, all together, all staring at each other for Read more ›

And I can’t wait to see you materialize

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I’m looking for you all the time. Hoping you’ll just pop up wherever I am.  Online.  At a show.  Walking around aimlessly the way that I do. But no matter what, you’ll aways pop into my mind when I’m letting Read more ›

You’re not runnin’ around in your underpants are you?

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When we’re together you can run around wearing whatever you want. But you know as well as I do that we have always maintained that you should be in the nude for maximum listening enjoyment. It makes the stick shaking Read more ›

You be my baby doll, there’ll be a whole lotta shakin’

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I try to make you shake your stick every week. I know I do in my own way whenever we get together. That is just one of the millions of reasons I dig being with you. Hopefully this archive will Read more ›

I’d be satisfied, electrified

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You couldn’t doubt that I’m satisfied, could you?  After this many years and I keep coming back…what else could I be? We all know that radio receivers convert radio waves into electricity.  But the electromagnetism generated becomes diffuse with distance. Read more ›

Your voice sneaks to nowhere

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I’ve been getting a lot of comments lately about the way I whisper and sigh on the air. But I’m sure you can imagine how good it makes me feel to know that you notice.  It’s just my breathy way Read more ›

You can go to extremes with impossible schemes

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I get ideas. Then I like to push them as far as I can. We both usually benefit from my scheming…rarely does it go wrong. But it always gives us the chance we need to be together, to experience as Read more ›

I like my potatoes and I like ‘em fried!

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You know how I like a good tuber. I like them loaded.  I like them naked.  I like them hot.  I like them cold.  I like them raw. Crispy, salty, creamy, lumpy.  Even a few days old. I like to Read more ›

We gonna put them together, gonna rub, rub, rub

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Ok…I know you’re probably tired of me talking about how much I like it when we’re together.  But it’s true! And I keep telling you how much better everything is when we’re together.  I mean, yeah, I could do it Read more ›

In fact, i got this hug that’s been building up

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That’s how it works all week. I leave you behind at the end of every episode of Bubbles in the Think Tank whether I want to or not.  And I think that you know that it’s a not. Then I Read more ›

At last the stars are bright and shiny

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When I walk out of the studio every week, I look. Can I see any stars, even in the city?  Is it a full moon?  How fast are the clouds moving?  Could that be…? I used to drive to the Read more ›

My bedroom wall’s been scaled of late

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My bedroom walls have always been scaled…it’s merely a matter of who’s doing the scaling. Sometimes it’s me trying to get to the room I’d rather be in. Occasionally it’s someone else…probably just trying to save me the time and Read more ›

When lights are few you know what to do

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It seems like we’re almost always together after dark. I may do the occasional daytime show, but by and large I wait until the sun goes down.  I like to work blue, after all. But I don’t like the bright Read more ›

Used to spend my evenings all alone

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Actually, I guess I spend more of my evenings alone now than ever before. But when I don’t, do I make it count. I like to get as much time with you as possible and shut out all of those Read more ›

‘Cause I’m crazy for low-cut tops

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Recently, there was a tank top sale on the facebooks.  Twelve tops for some ungodly low price. I couldn’t believe how many of you who yuk it up over at the Bubbles in the Think Tank chat group messaged me to say Read more ›

I’m gonna hoot and howl like a lovesick owl

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I didn’t know what to call it until this post title was chosen. I can’t hear myself no matter how hard I try to listen. Sometimes I don’t even know I’m making any sound, I’m just so wrapped up in Read more ›

And the moon is a horny old drunkard

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And what moon wouldn’t be a horny drunkard by the end of an episode of Bubbles in the Think Tank? We give you a bawdy brand of silliness.  You imbibe your beverage of choice, be it a Befrenda, any of an Read more ›

It’s just the way it ought to be

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You don’t have to point it out to me. I know that I tell you how much I love being with you ad infinitum here at the Bubbles in the Think Tank archive. But you know I wouldn’t tell you so often Read more ›

But there’s a force driving me on, I follow it gladly

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Why do I keep coming back? Is it the wattage you continually put in my cottage?  The potency of your pizzazz? It must be the collective charisma that draws me back each and every week so I can experience the Read more ›