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Time for a nibble or two… or five

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Long post for a long weekend. You know you have time between family, fireworks and cook-outs for a little silliness.

3, 2, 1… Hold on tight baby.

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For the last three years you may have noticed that David Bowie, Adam Ant and/or DJ Bobo show up on the Sunday cum Monday morning playlist. Alot. Probably something to do with the English Muffin and her musical tastes. She’d Read more ›

It’s my party and I’ll do what ever I want

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English Muffin loves a good party. Captn Wednesday may have been pushing the buttons but Sunday cum Monday was all about Muffin’s b-day. She played her favourite songs. She used her favourite madlib music. She heard from all her favourite Read more ›

Three, three, three times the silliness

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It was the 333rd day of the year. We brought three times the silliness. We knocked three times. We gave you three steps. We found there’s no I in threesome. But three is obviously not a crowd.

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself.

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The lyrics say it best in this case. Firing the Surgeon General by The Foremen You can’t come in I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in ‘Cause I’m firing Read more ›

Tasty tasty lifesavers

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We aimed our weapon and pulled the trigger. We sliced and diced. We blew you up. We stopped you dead. But we are resourceful ladies. Kiss of life anyone?

Lovely plumage!

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So many ways to go to one’s reward… Or be put out of one’s misery… To push up daisies… Buy the farm… Swim with the fishes… Kick the bucket… Sin in St. Peters choir… Shuffle the mortal coil…

Horn broken, use finger

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And sometimes English Muffin drives off the rails and forgets about stuff. But never about poor Henry Bliss. Flatten by a taxi on September 13, 1899. And that date, 62 years later was the day that Dave Mustaine came screaming Read more ›

Captain Wednesday is a bacon bargain.

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When JF goes outta town, you can be assured that Muffin will play cover songs. Good cover songs, bad cover songs, german cover songs, weird cover songs. Muffin will also bribe people to come push buttons. This time it was Read more ›

Kissing in the East is contagious

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The kissy kissy feelgood from Saturday night trickled over into Sunday morning, then ran up the afternoon, sang it’s way through the early evening then danced it’s way into Monday early early a.m. Where it went from there is anyones Read more ›

Is it a threeway or a threesome? And do spectators count?

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Not just eye-candy. But do I really need to say anymore?

Leather pants and popcorn

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Metal show circa 1992 Park in BFE 2 hours before show Make way to seat/lawn and get comfy. Wait for 730pm surrounded by sweaty drunk metal heads screaming. Scream during show, watch mosh pit rowdiness, inhale secondhand smoke, leave seat Read more ›

And the ransom note said “Listen to the vinyl”.

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Yup, Radio Porkopolis hijacked the airwaves/stream once again last night (Thursday). In the studio with JF were The Dopamines. Their vinyl release party is tonite (Friday) but they let us have a sneak listen before anyone else. That means that Read more ›